Hey, wait a minute...Christians?

Question

Why would your god be so insecure that he would need or even WANT to create a bunch of apes to worship him? Doesn't that sound more like something Satan would desire?

Answer 1

Haha, YES.

When you ask people, why did God create humans... its hilarious the stuff you hear. If a god of that magnitude existed.. we would be so dumb and useless that "a relationship" would be like us having a meaningful relationship with bacteria...

Answer 2

that's only if you believe in evolution. And sad to say, there are people who call themselves christians who "believe in the idea" or the "possible of" evolution. Just like Satan in the form of the snake convenienced Eve that she would be like "God, knowing good and bad" so she ate from the tree, so today scientists, "intellent mankind" try to convenience us that we were not created by God but came about by the process of evolution. I don't quite get your question - " your god" and besides God created ALL life forms including ape and mankind separately. If you are going to make a statement about God read the Bible first.

Answer 3

God created Humans because of Love. The Bibles says that God is Love. And He gave us freewill, we can choose to serve him or we can choose not to. God loved us so much he sent his son Jesus Christ to die on a cross for us. To cover our sins, we are not really worthy of Gods love because we are so sinful. But Jesus paid the price for our sins on the cross at calvery. The devil was an angel who sinned against God, now he is on earth causing all the problems he can. The only way we can defeat him is by serving Jesus Christ. If we get saved we have defeated satan. If we don't, we will join him someday in Hell.
I was saved along time ago. How about you. Have you ever said the sinners Prayer?? Would you like to go to Heaven. If so just say this Prayer and mean it with all your heart. Dear Jesus, I believe you are the son of God, I believe you came to earth to die on a cross for me to be a perfect sacrifice for my sins and rose from the grave the third day, I know and confess that I am a sinner in need of your salvation. I ask you to come into my heart now and save me, in Jesus name I Pray, Amen... If you just Prayed that Pray with a sincere heart you are now saved and Jesus lives inside your heart. Find a church, get you a Bible and start reading. Its a wonderfull world being a born again Christian. If you have questions please feel free to send me an email. Good luck to you and God Bless YOU!!

Answer 4

You've been watching too many Charlton Heston Planet of the Apes movies. "Take your dirty hands off me you filthy ape"

Some people do act like apes, but in doing so they are not worshiping God.

Answer 5

Yeah, he made trillions of galaxies, stars, planets, and evolution just to produce one self-centered hominid species to worship him.

P.S. Annie: We are all apes, a type of mammal. But it's no use arguing with fundamentalists who prefer emotional arguments, so what's the point?

Answer 6

How dare you question the motives of the great and powerful God!

...and pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

Answer 7

Perhaps there is no God, perhaps there is only Satan. Maybe the duality in personality is only for humans to argue over when either way their ufked.

Answer 8

Its not insecurity, and you should try to be nice. If you want to know what God actually tells us happened and why we are here, I would be more than happy to give you the truth. All this mocking and ridiculing you are doing against God is lame, because its not God teaching the stupid nonsense you hear in the Churches - its the Churches. Why don't you attack them, and stop attacking God for something He hates more than you do?
If you want to know, this is it: (sorry i have to be somewhat wordy, but I PROMISE you an answer that will make common sense to you, as Gods Word always does, fair enough?):

The manuscripts tell us of three Earth Ages. One that was, the second one that is now, and one final third one to come that folks call the "eternity". The Scriptures do not say that this Earth is 6000 years old; in fact, it says the opposite, that this earth is eons and eons in age, and so are the souls that live on it (yes, us). The Churches do not teach the people anything beyond baptism, salvation, and the ten commandments - so the majority of people are completely unaware of the Earth ages, and wear blinders that prevents them from seeing anything prior to about 6000 years ago, and the story of Adam and Eve. Because they wear those blinders, they have their timelines in the Bible all screwed up as well.
They try to smush everything into this 6000 year period and then try to make sense of it, when it simply will not fly.
This is what the manuscripts tell us, and the Massorah locks it in:
PRIOR to reading of the Garden of Eden, way back in that FIRST EARTH AGE, we were all souls living, working, etc; its written that we were all basically happy - there were no issues. Then Satan decided he wanted the throne and position of Christ, and all hell broke loose - Satan started a great war, called the Katabole. Many of our people followed Satan in that war, and also many of our people stayed neutral in it - they didn't care as long as it didn't affect them.
Then there was another group of loyal servants who remained faithful from the beginning, staying firmly on Gods side, and Satan was defeated. At that point, God could have simply destroyed all those who followed Satan, but quite frankly He wasn't all too thrilled with those who stayed neutral, either, so God decided to form a plan for the redemption of the people. You see that the need for redemption has nothing whatsoever to do with Adam and Eve's sin,
which came way later. Anyway, God decreed that He would destroy that first earth age (not the Earth, not the terrafirma, just the AGE). The Earth Sat still for an uncounted vast amount of time, while a few things were happening, as follows:
First, Satan was judged and condemned to perish for his actions. Also judged were those who stayed faithful to God; they were named His "Election", sometimes translated as "saints" in your Bible. You see why a Church CANNOT name a Saint? Its adding to a list without the necessary criteria being there - and, its GODS list.
A plan was formulated, and it is written that we were all present and agreed to it:
God would bring in the second of the Earth ages - where each and every soul would come thru in the flesh, born of woman, to make a decision of who they would choose to follow: Christ or Satan. Those who followed Satan during that war have this one last chance to choose differently. Those who stayed neutral in the war, are now forced to make a choice. Each soul will make the choice - either by word or by deed, but all will make a choice.
In order that this plan work, two things had to hold true: First, each soul must maintain their freewill to make decisions WITHOUT THE INTERFERENCE of God in the individual life. No matter what, God promised not to interfere with any who have free will. This is the answer to those who would ask: "why does God allow bad things to happen to good people?". He promised.
This doesn't mean He doesn't see whats going on, and His anger builds daily; He stores it in a large-mouthed vial, and plans to dump it out without mixture (without anything to dilute or mediate it) right on top of the heads of those who deserve it.
Anyway,
Next, there was not much use in being able to choose between good and good, so we needed a comparitor. This is why even though Satan has already been found guilty and condemned to perish, he is still around:
he is our comparitor; all things considered,
you have to admit he makes a good comparitor, huh?
That war is the whole reason we are here;
and no, God does not control the actions of people - He does not have your life pre-planned - you really are sailing your own ship thru this Earth Age. The only people on the Earth that are predestined by God are the Election. The reason is simple: they do not have any decision to make - they already proved their choice was God when they fought with Him; these are the only people who DO NOT have free will. They don't need it, obviously. God can move them into position to do His Work, and they are here in the flesh for another purpose.
The purpose of the Elect is to basically do the same thing they did in the last Age;
When Antichrist comes disguised and pretending to be the true Christ (the great deception) these are the ones spoken of in Mark 13 who will be delivered up before Him as a witness against the fake, and as a testimony for the true Christ.

Now whether or not you will accept these writings as true or not depends on something thats also written: we do not know who's who in this flesh life. We don't know who followed Satan, we don't know which people stayed neutral, and we do not know who are of the Election. But, its written that only those who ARE of the Election will have ears to hear and eyes to see what I have just written to you; ALL OTHERS HAVE BEEN BLINDED TO IT.
So, as you read this, it will either ring interesting to you, or else you will pan it off as total bulllshit; then at least you will know of a surety that you are of one of the other two groups. What is your basic nature like?
Are you more of a lukewarm type who would stay neutral, or are you the type who would have fought against God on the side of Satan? Only you (possibly) and God (definitely) knows that for sure. Oh, and one other guy knows it to: Satan does.
Satan knows exactly who's who in this generation, and thats why those of the Election of God are normally ones who have alot more trouble in their lives than other people do: they are constantly being attacked by Satan - he knows these are here for one reason and one reason only:
to kick his asss AGAIN (this time for good).

Thats the Word of the Living God, take it
or leave it. But one thing you have to admit:
you sure as hell don't find the nice Churches teaching it, and yet its all but cemented in truth in the manuscripts of your Bible.

Answer 9

Sounds like someone who needs their blankie and a nap to me.

Answer 10

Satan... God... it's all the same. Make believe.