2007-09-07 04:29:03 · 17 answers · asked by socmum16 ♪ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Everybody would be forced, on pain of death, to walk funny. And we'd all have to STOP hating, protect kids, and help those less fortunate.
Edit: That's her and her avatar, Skalite :) And watch it, because I owe you one for beating me to it :P
2007-09-07 04:34:10 · answer #1 · answered by /\v/\TARD 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Humanity in Unity is the way of survival. The penguins in Antarctica can only survive the harshest part of winter by huddling together. The ones in the center get warmed and then move to the outer circle as the others move closer to the center. What a harmony.
2007-09-07 11:36:34 · answer #2 · answered by Premaholic 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mario Lenieux would be President, Sidney Crosby would be the Vice, Brooks Orpik would be Sec of Defense, and Colby Armstrong would be Sec of State.
Laws would be: Jagr's are illegal, Rangers suck, Capitals suck.
2007-09-07 11:36:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Open season on killer whales and leopard seals.
Then they would give Acadamy Awards to "March of the Penguins" for best movie, and "Happy Feat" for best animated feature, and to "Mary Poppins" for best live action/animated mix.
2007-09-07 11:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by kaz716 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
All people must tie their feet together every day before they go anywhere. If one walks funny, all walk funny, so sayeth the mighty penguin overlords.
Edit:
Hah, beat "You know what I do" a.k,a "I walk funny" (Oh yes, I'm on to you) to the punch. Though in truth, I WAS thinking of him and his avatar in my answer.
2007-09-07 11:33:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The comic strip "Bloom County" would return, and become mandatory daily reading. Go Opus!
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2007-09-07 12:01:02 · answer #6 · answered by Stranger In The Night 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the birthdays of Burgess Meredith and Danny Devito would become world holidays.
2007-09-07 11:36:26 · answer #7 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They would immediately end Global Warming.
2007-09-07 12:14:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They would change the motto on our currency to read, "In Cod We Trust". LOL
2007-09-07 11:47:40 · answer #9 · answered by beano™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only formal attire to be worn at all times.
2007-09-07 11:37:05 · answer #10 · answered by im here 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋