seriously, forget about the religion they belong to. which afterlife sounds the best?
1- you sit around on a cloud and do nothing.
2- you get 72 busted virgins
3- you become reincarnated and live on this earth again
4- you sit around in a grand hall of warriors feasting, fighting and screwing women all day.
5- you get your own beer and stripper factory (however there is no guarantee the strippers will screw you, but it is implied).
6- you burn in a lake of fire and brimstone while satan and his gay lover saddam hussein rule over you.
7- you float around in purgatory doing nothing.
8- you roam the earth as a ghost creating comedic mischief or pain and suffering wherever you go unless you are captured by the ghostbusters and are then forced to spend eternity in a containment unit hoping in vain that some idiot at the EPA will shut it down and free you.
9- you are worm-food.
2007-09-07 04:23:46 · 20 answers · asked by Bluto Blutarsky16 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
since it is an afterlife- then add in the opposite sex where appropriate.
also I'm not sure of my pastafarianism if they differentiate what kind of strippers male vs. female.
2007-09-07 04:33:20 · update #1
kian- if you had nunchaku as a weapon against real battlefield weapons you would probably be the first to die on a daily basis and probably have to sit out the feasting and screwing due to injury. the nunchaku is a modified rice flail, try a european flail if you prefer "chain" weapons.
2007-09-07 04:37:06 · update #2
Eternal bliss in heaven with my Savior.
2007-09-07 04:28:34 · answer #1 · answered by simple serenity 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Actually none of the above are entirely correct. There is the lake of fire in which no one rules and there is being with Jesus, not on a cloud, but knowing all things and living without fear, disease or death.
2007-09-07 12:35:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I prefer number 3
2007-09-07 11:31:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Christians have a hope for an afterlife, but there are no biblical details. Since God did not tell us, we simply don't know.
2007-09-07 11:32:46 · answer #4 · answered by J. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reincarnation sounds great, but I think that worm food is the only reality we know of.
2007-09-07 11:29:05 · answer #5 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I want to be reincarnated and get to wreck havic on all who have messed with me in this life. Either this or be a really evil poltergeist that gets to torment those who messed with me . As you can see I really want revenge to factor into my "afterlife"
2007-09-07 11:37:11 · answer #6 · answered by seretazandrae 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Number 4 obviously. Good food, good company, and practicing war! That is right up my alley! I would have died and gone to Valhalla. ;)
2007-09-07 11:41:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hey! most of these answers appeal to men only!!
i choose, be in eternal bliss filled with unearthly unimaginable love and meeting my ethereal family I once knew and learning more spiritually in the spiritual realm
2007-09-07 11:29:27 · answer #8 · answered by Hope 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
3 if i didnt know any better.
9 because if i come back as a worm i need something to eat.
2007-09-07 11:29:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
number 2 would do... or 4, I want a nunchunk as a weapon...
2007-09-07 11:30:32 · answer #10 · answered by Kian 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋