Eddie really wanted to have sex with this really hot girl in his office but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you." The girl looked at him, then said "NO." Eddie said "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said she would consult her boyfriend so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "what happened?" Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!" Management lesson: always consider a business proposition completely before agreeing and getting screwed.
2007-09-07 04:08:58 · 5 answers · asked by HipHopGrandma 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao! hilarious! take a star*
2007-09-07 04:12:51 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Rachel The Great ♥ 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Cute, but I certainly wasn't expecting quarters.
I figured the pigs came in busted the boyfriend for conspiracy of pandering,
the girl for prostitution,
& Eddie for soliciting.
2007-09-07 19:25:58 · answer #2 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
HaHa do you have the rest of them?? coz iv heard quite a few ones with the same type of thing =)
2007-09-07 04:21:26 · answer #3 · answered by Melodé 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
hahaha...funny stuff..like it!! I'll try to practice it promise!!!
2007-09-07 04:34:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
LMAO
2007-09-07 04:29:54 · answer #5 · answered by Endo 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋