... that He hasn't forsaken us with global warming because we've all but eliminated pirates, that He did not create the world with a mountain and a midget - if you could prove it to me beyond a shadow of a doubt, I will discontinue my nightly offerings to His Sauciness and accept your religion of choice.
Since you cannot do this and never will be able to because it is not possible to search the entire universe at once for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and there would be no "evidence" of him one way or another if he did not exist, then I will remain a slave to my Noodley Lord.
Can I get a RAmen?
2007-09-07 04:00:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
His noodly appendage was found in 1973. It's just an elephant tusk that was sewed on. Not sacred angel hair pasta.
2007-09-07 04:04:27 · answer #1 · answered by Graham 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Um.. yesterday I blasphemed a bowl of pasta by putting an industrially made artificial tomato sauce on it, and he hasn't stricken me down with thunder, lightning and carnivorous meatballs. If such a sacrilege can go unpunished, isn't this a proof that there is no FSM?!
2007-09-07 11:30:37 · answer #2 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have a white T-shirt that is permanently stained with a splotch of tomato sauce... if you look carefully you will see that the stain is shaped like a noodle falling off of a plate.
If that's not proof of his noodley existence, then I don't know what is.
RAmen
2007-09-07 11:05:11 · answer #3 · answered by Preys With A Claw 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, sure Ramen noodles. You just cannot seem to grow up, huh? Just cannot quite
manage to do it. You absolutely amaze me; I have students who are ages 7 and 8 years of age who put up samples of your
posts, just to remind themselves how pathetic it looks when you act like an immature little kid; and they are referring to kids who instead of acting their actual age of 7 or 8, are acting like 5 year olds.
Do you understand that? You are being used as an example for little children to not act like they are still only 5 years of age.
If I were you, I'd hide under a damn rock, because I'd be so ashamed of myself.
Do you even know how pathetic you are acting? I don't mean to make your day miserable, but geez somebody has to be honest with you and let you know what a fool you are making of yourself.
What you do with that information is up to you; I promise not to say another word about it.
2007-09-07 11:17:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
RAmen!
2007-09-07 11:07:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
RAmen! I have also been Touched!
Continue your saucy ways!
2007-09-07 11:04:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I saw an apparition of him in my colander last night. I am going to try to sell it on Ebay.
2007-09-07 11:09:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
You got it. RAmen
2007-09-07 11:05:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
RAmen!! Pesto be with you.
2007-09-07 11:05:25 · answer #9 · answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Ok.
Wait.
Huh?
2007-09-07 11:04:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋