Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "Whenever I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders up two shots of sour mash, pounds them both, slams each glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse and replies, "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and make love to the cat."
2007-09-07 03:44:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha..good one!
here is my all time favorite...
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first
day,
he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded: "You fool, you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to ?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, "you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, "you IDIOT ?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
*"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.*
2007-09-07 09:18:18 · answer #1 · answered by Tommy Girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-09-07 04:35:39 · answer #2 · answered by Steve C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read it before the first 2 were different but basically the same but you get the star anyway because its still funny
2007-09-07 03:58:35 · answer #3 · answered by Jacob K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hooray for Texas Chili!!!!!
2016-05-18 22:44:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe I love unexpected jokes
2007-09-07 03:51:26 · answer #5 · answered by Ami 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't get me wrong but I don't see what's so funny about this joke.
2007-09-07 04:10:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol i love this i laughed so hard good on star 4 U!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-07 04:25:22 · answer #7 · answered by ☆STAR☆ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm with the third mouse on this.................purr purr
2007-09-07 05:05:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-07 09:58:36 · answer #9 · answered by Tanya:) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe... good one
2007-09-07 03:50:19 · answer #10 · answered by bunnielover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋