At a jewelry store, Big John bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler. Big John thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied,
"No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."
2007-09-07 03:33:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Actually we divorced 18mths ago,but I never got it back!!!!
2007-09-07 04:00:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Good one, did you hear about Big John and the bus driver?
The meek bus driver stopped and picked up Big John, Big John pushed past the driver saying "Big John never pays!" and sits down. This goes on every day for a week. Finally the bus driver decides that he's been pushed around long enough by Big John so he takes up bodybuilding, Kung Fu and Karate. One day Big John gets on the bus and says "Big John never pays!" The bus driver stares him square in the face and yells "And why the hell NOT?" Big John replies "Because Big John has bus pass!"
2007-09-07 12:14:00 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one worth a star mate.
2007-09-07 11:29:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put yer big foot in it there carpy ......... pmsl
Sorry Big John, you can expect a lot of flak in your direction now with divorce jokes, hope your sense of humour is up to it ........... lmfto mwaahahahaaaahahha!!!
2007-09-07 14:51:42 · answer #4 · answered by babyblue 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yep recycling is all the rage!!xx
2007-09-07 12:06:30 · answer #5 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sensible!
Amusing, funny really
2007-09-07 13:00:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, thats a good one hun
Have a star
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2007-09-07 14:58:31 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahaaaa, good one, you old sod lol.
2007-09-07 11:34:55 · answer #8 · answered by smila 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-07 11:00:35 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Clever :-)
2007-09-07 11:37:46 · answer #10 · answered by ecco1983 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋