You know, like Marines are "The few. The proud."
Army is "Be all that you can be."
Mountain Dew is "Do the Dew."
Name some religions (including atheism and agnosticism for this little exercise) and what you think their slogans would be.
2007-09-07 03:16:17 · 18 answers · asked by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
haha!
Some really good ones!
2007-09-07 03:40:57 · update #1
Atheists "Atheism is not a faith"
Humanists: "Chosen by nature"
Evolutionists "Evolve".
Christians "Live the truth"
Hindu's "Movin' on up".
Sikhs "Soon 2B1"
Muslims "Feeling horny?"
Buddhists "Into the void!" or "Unity in diversity" or "Never again"
Agnosticism "No one knows"
Gnosticism "In the know"
Creationists "Intelligently designed"
String theorists "Prove me wrong" (some compare superstring theory in physics to a religion asserting it can't be falsified)
Scientologists "Get this engram"
Rastafarians "Dread no dreads"
Pastafarians "Back to the sauce!"
Shinto "I feel animated"
Tenrikyo "Enjoy!"
Jehova's Witnesses "144,000 and counting"
Judaism "Back to the book"
Chinese folk religion (anscestor worship) "Look back with pride"
Jainism "Control brings perfection"
Baha'i Faith "Splendid" (baha means splendid or glorious in arabic)
Caudaism "Hi-de-high" (The term Cao Đài literally means "high place.")
Juche "Red Alert" (juche is a "commie" North Korean religion)
2007-09-07 03:49:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Atheism is not a religion. Atheists have no belief in the existence of any gods. No marketing required.
I'll let religions invent their own slogans.
2007-09-07 10:32:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the Christian, it would probably be "WWJD" - "What Would Jesus Do" (Wish I had thought of it first, but it's already out there) - try to remember how Jesus would respond to a situation or other people and then emulate His example.
For the JW and Mormon, it might be "Knock on every door".
For the Muslem it could be "Kill the infidel!"
Just kidding here - just sharing a little humor. Smile and get over yourself :-)
2007-09-07 10:23:14 · answer #3 · answered by no1home2day 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Atheism= __________.
Agnosticism= _________?
Christians= OR ELSE!!!!
Jews= The Chosen Ones
Muslims= No, Really- we DON'T want to Kill You...
Hindus= HOLY COW!
Buddhists= Peace brotha
Pagans= Save gas... ride a Witch
2007-09-07 10:24:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Catholics: Don't feel guilty without us.
Jews: Don't feel guilty just because of us, but you should've called.
Baptists: Feel guilty? Tell it with a bumper sticker!
Latter Day Saints: What would a Moroni do?
Jehovah Witnesses: Try Guilt! (Offer extended, since the old end date passed) (Free at-home delivery)
Amish: Guilt, the old fashioned way.
Islam: Feel guilty, for Allah is all seeing and all knowing and keeps a list and checks it twice.
Atheist: Feel guilty? You've only got yourself to blame.
2007-09-07 10:18:43 · answer #5 · answered by nondescript 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Delusions Я Us
Putting the "mental" in fundamental !
The Greatest Bullshit Story Ever Told !
Got Ignorance?
2007-09-07 10:29:47 · answer #6 · answered by Boris Bumpley 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Christanity alrdy has a slogan....it's been in place for a millienium "Believe or go to Hell"
Atheist slogan which have been is place for hundreds of years is "Get a life"
2007-09-07 10:21:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paganism, the natural selection!
Atheism, not another nut!
Pastafarianism, Touched by His Noodly Appendage!
2007-09-07 10:19:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Atheist: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.
Catholic: Your guilt is our business.
Anglican: The church you attend when you're not attending a church.
Jewish: Try not to do it again and you won't feel so guilty.
JW: No door is left untested.
Methodist: We're sober and have no rhythm
2007-09-07 10:29:13 · answer #9 · answered by chris m 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tawaen: ACK! Another Loather! Nice.
2007-09-07 10:24:26 · answer #10 · answered by Rusty Knight 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋