When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this....
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock you doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in you favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer.
Then, carefully place it on a table or a flat surface, so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins- Take ou the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement.
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"
Finally, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times.
"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
2007-09-07 03:12:57 · 13 answers · asked by universal_me93 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, great job noticing that...........you should send that into the Jay Leno or David Letterman show......they do those segments with weird labeling, warnings that are stupid, and funny newspaper article headlines...im sure yours would make it on air!
2007-09-07 03:21:52 · answer #1 · answered by lil_cuddlebutt_17 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I changed my mind your jokes are funny I always have that I Hate My Job day so I am going to take all the stock of Johnson and Johnson lol!!!
2007-09-07 03:44:40 · answer #2 · answered by legendry dragon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love cheese of course cheese loves thighs so have to watch how much I eat. I'll watch for you on answers and give you a thumbs up but for now here is a star.
2016-04-03 08:40:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL definatly worth a try =D
2007-09-07 03:45:21 · answer #4 · answered by Melodé 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do former employess put that under the previous job skills under previous jobs?
2007-09-07 05:49:00 · answer #5 · answered by intimadatein 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yes it is a great joke
2007-09-07 03:27:05 · answer #6 · answered by Conan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha!!
2007-09-07 03:18:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMFAO
thats funny you get a star
2007-09-07 03:25:12 · answer #8 · answered by Jacob K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shoot that makes my job sound great. LOL!
2007-09-07 07:41:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! good one
2007-09-07 03:55:46 · answer #10 · answered by bunnielover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋