A man walked into the ladies department of a Harrod's, one of Londons largest department stores.
He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said. "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"
"What type of bra?" asked the assistant.
"Type?" enquires the man "There is more than one type?"
"Look Around," said the assistant, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the assistant.
Confused, the man asked what were the types.
The assistant replied "The Catholic type, The Salvation Army type, and The Baptist type. " "Which one do you need?"
Still confused the man asked "What is the difference between them?"
The lady responded "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, The Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the and The Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.
2007-09-07 02:12:09 · 20 answers · asked by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Definately a star winner! lol.
And Matthew? Don't be childish,you aint funny.
2007-09-07 03:13:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10
2007-09-07 03:44:54 · answer #2 · answered by SHARON B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-18 21:16:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Hilarious. I'm sure that he'll choose the baptist type. XD
2007-09-07 02:32:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, Giggle button pressed. I award you a star
Cheers
J xx
2007-09-07 02:18:35 · answer #5 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I first heard this joke about 40 years ago, but it still made me smile - very astute as well as funny.
2007-09-07 02:41:08 · answer #6 · answered by blondie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute, you get a star!
2007-09-07 02:31:28 · answer #7 · answered by ~gail from Long Island 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! i gave you a star!
2007-09-07 03:01:34 · answer #8 · answered by Sexy-baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes haha very good.a star on the way.
2007-09-07 02:19:32 · answer #9 · answered by Spot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goodie
2007-09-07 02:36:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋