A country boy finally got the chance to call on a beautiful country gal he'd had his eye on for some time and really wanted to impress her. So he got all gussied up and called on her at the home of her parents. She let him in and he handed her flowers and chocolates for which she thanked him and seated him on the soft. Her dog came into the room and the boy petted him while the gal took a seat at the nearby piano to plan him a tune.
While she was playing the boy had to fart sooo bad he could hold it on longer, so he quietly let one seep out while she was playing hoping she wouldn't notice. After that the gal yelled "Rover"!
The boy thought to himself, "I got away with that one, so I'll let another seep out cause I'm about to burst!". Again, the gal yelled, "Rover"!
After that the boy let one more seep out cause this had become easy and the dog was taking all the grief for it. After that the gal yelled, "Rover, if you don't get away from that boy, he's gonna sh!t on you!"
2007-09-07
01:50:22
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