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We don't wish to God, we pray to God, and God exists whether you believe it or not. How would you feel if your whole family believed that you did not exist? I mean really take time to think about it, close your eyes and imagine what it would feel like if all of a sudden your entire family started believing that you did not exist, imagine that you are sitting right in front of them, but they just ignore you, and if some says your name they say he does not exist. Think about how sad you would feel. Then multiply that sadness by as much sadness as you can stand to bear, and then you may feel a portion of the sadness that God feels every time his own creations proclaim that He does not exist.

2007-09-07 01:26:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No. A wish is not the same as a prayer. But even if you had prayed for it to go away and it did, that would not prove that God exists. It would prove that pimples go away if you wash your face reasonably often.

People pray all the time, and they say prayers are answered with "yes," "no" or "wait." But that covers EVERYTHING, not just prayer to God. It could be doing a witch charm or a Hindu chant, or whatever. I saw a video about using a jug of milk as the object of worship, and the results were the same.

2007-09-07 09:13:44 · answer #2 · answered by auntb93 7 · 0 0

The evil God of Pus has made you impure, but your belief in the holy principle of cleanliness has allowed you to summon the power of the mighty God of Face Wash!!!

When the day comes, you must bow at the feet of Face Wash, so he can take you to the upper world of cleanliness. Otherwise, you will be stuck here on earth where all will suffer, and wallow in seas of puss that have erupted from the evil center of this planet!!!

However, beware of the false prophet! He will tell you that you should follow the way of the finger, but this will lead to your ruin. The only way is the way of the chemical!!!

Why all of this? Because man ate the forbidden fruit of chocolate! We all carry this impurity! You must attend bathroom regularly, and wash yourself of this sin!!!

2007-09-07 08:09:55 · answer #3 · answered by driving_blindly 4 · 2 2

I suddenly tasted phantom pasta at work and when I got home, there was pasta for dinner! Does that mean the FSM exists?

2007-09-07 08:31:38 · answer #4 · answered by Recreant- father of fairies 4 · 1 0

Only if there's no other explanation for why the pimple went away.

2007-09-07 08:08:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

All that proves is that you have a selfish desire to do things for yourself and not for others and use this as a lame attempt to discredit God who is real and is there!

2007-09-07 08:08:03 · answer #6 · answered by Julie 5 · 2 2

God is Clearasil?

Praise be the God of Spotty Teens!!!

2007-09-07 08:09:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

What did you do pop it?
Is that how it vanished?
Sorry I don't mean to be
funny I am just in a good
mood.

2007-09-07 08:10:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

NO..... its called mind over matter..... same thing with a wart.. if you want it to go away you just think of it dissappearing.... i did and the next day it was gone.....

2007-09-07 08:11:54 · answer #9 · answered by Rhaven 3 · 0 1

If so, Neutrogena may be another religion in the forming.

2007-09-07 08:08:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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