A son asks his dad the difference between "theoretically" & "realistically"....
Dad says thats a hard one, but i have an idea. Ask mum if she would sleep with the milkman for 1 million quid.....
Mum says yes.
Dad says now ask your sister if she'll sleep with the newspaper man for 2 million quid...
sister says yes.
Dad says well there you go son thats your answer, theoretically we're sitting on 3 million quid,but realistically we're living with 2 slags!!
2007-09-07 00:40:59 · 11 answers · asked by richy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the stars.....
how do you give them out i'm only new??
2007-09-07 01:08:56 · update #1
Shag award worthy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-07 00:52:02 · answer #1 · answered by Native American Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, to give stars you just click on the image of a start underneath the answer this button. You can also click the link that says see who starred, to see who gives you stars.
2007-09-07 08:13:41 · answer #2 · answered by ○•○•Cassie•○•○ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
you give a star by clicking on the star button under the persons question.
2007-09-07 08:13:14 · answer #3 · answered by frostbite 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First funny joke I've read today have a star
2007-09-07 07:53:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have to wait until you go up some levels before you can give stars, so remember me when you do heres a star.
2007-09-07 09:22:33 · answer #5 · answered by sweetpea 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahah!.
That really is funny, the funniest thing i've read today!
I'm going to be giggling at that all day.
Thanks.
2007-09-07 07:55:23 · answer #6 · answered by Spammy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhaaaa, good one, had a chuckle at that.
2007-09-07 09:32:51 · answer #7 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, it is friday
and yes that was funny.
right on both counts ;)
2007-09-07 08:18:20 · answer #8 · answered by soren 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke
2007-09-07 10:59:11 · answer #9 · answered by Hoppity-ES 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*throws you a star*
:-)
2007-09-07 12:17:16 · answer #10 · answered by ecco1983 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-07 11:25:59 · answer #11 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋