Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a hoilday in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar they're dazzled by two women and wind up taking them to their seperate rooms.
The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His depression is enhanced by the fact that from next door, he hears cries of ONE, TWO, THREE....HUH! all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"
The first whispers back, " It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erect*on."
The second dwarf shook his head. " You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed!"
2007-09-07 00:32:48 · 11 answers · asked by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loved it. I just burst out laughing! Bloody Brillaint! Have a star
2007-09-07 00:49:33 · answer #1 · answered by stargirl_laura 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A deflated balloon lay on the floor jointly as his helium-filled acquaintances crowd around him observing the scene. finally one among them began getting offended and pushing them away. "Stand decrease back," the balloon pronounced, "he desires some air."
2016-10-04 03:35:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not the best joke but i give you a star cause i like your name.
2007-09-07 00:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I liked, therefore I starred : )
2007-09-07 00:49:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one but still a chuckle or two :-)
2007-09-07 05:45:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol lol lol lol
that deserved a star
2007-09-07 00:41:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that made me laugh!
2007-09-07 01:29:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-07 04:31:43 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-07 00:47:55 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, think we all need cheering up today, thanks
2007-09-07 00:44:40 · answer #10 · answered by SUE G online 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋