A very attractive blonde woman arrives at a casino and bets £20.000 on a single roll of the dice.
"I hope you don't mind," she says, "But I feel much luckier when I am completely naked."
With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and yells out, "Yes! I've won! I' ve won!" She jumps up and down, hugs each of the dealers, scoops up all the chips on the table as well as her clothes and then quickly departs.
The dealers stare at each other utterly dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asks, "So, what did she roll?"
"No idea," replies the other. "I thought you were watching the dice"
2007-09-07 00:30:02 · 8 answers · asked by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHHAH! That was damn good, you really made up my day, wait until this afternoon to tell the guys at the pub, the best thing is that this joke can be use in Spanish too.
2007-09-07 00:40:31 · answer #1 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!! rejoice, fellow Filipinos!!! Hindi na si Erap ang "Bu++ of jokes!!!" My turn! Erap, Bush and Charles have been all using in a limo, whilst unexpectedly, Charles all started speaking to himself. Bush replaced into fairly bowled over, so he asked what Charles replaced into doing. "See this earring?" replies Charles. "that's a satellite tv for pc up-hyperlink with Buckingham Palace. It helps me to communicate with my chief-of-team there." inspired, Erap additionally all started speaking to himself. Bush additionally asked what he replaced into doing. Erap factors to his fake the teeth. "you spot this? that's a micro-transmitter. i will now consult with my chief-of-team in Malacanang Palace." some moments later... *FARRRRRT!!! FARRRR---FARRRT!!!!!* Bush blushes fairly, then announces... "do not strategies me, i'm purely sending the White abode a fax..."
2016-11-14 10:10:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard this one b4.. but itl always be a gud one... heheheheheheee
2007-09-07 01:48:52 · answer #3 · answered by flee1906 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-09-07 00:48:56 · answer #4 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!
too gud
2007-09-07 21:25:04 · answer #5 · answered by I am an Indian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-07 04:34:04 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HAH HA HAH AH AHAH AH H "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANKS MATE IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OF
ANOTHER ONE KNOCK KNOCK
WHO THERE
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THE WHO!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-07 00:38:20 · answer #7 · answered by Ball's Of Iron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wah wat a good bet
2007-09-07 01:19:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋