A young man asked his girl friend to marry him, she agreed on the condition that he never looked into the box that she kept by her bed. He agreed and they were married.
The years rolled by until eventually they reached their 50th wedding anniversary, the man turned to his wife and said :- "For all these years I have kept my promise and I have never looked in your box, don't you think I could look now?
"Well she said I don't suppose it will do any harm"
He opened the box and inside he found 2 eggs and £1000.
"Whats with the 2 eggs he asked?"
His wife replied "Well every time I was unfaithful to you I put an egg in the box"
He wasn't very happy about it but thought well twice in 50 years wasn't so bad.
"And what about the £1000 ?" he asked.
Well she said . "Every time I got to a dozen eggs I sold them".
2007-09-07 00:15:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another way to relate realities of life!
2007-09-07 02:17:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a President Clinton version of that but its still funny :-p
2007-09-07 13:00:38 · answer #2 · answered by ecco1983 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny I like it. I like to read your jokes more than you answer your questions like I've told you most of your questions I didn't under stand because you are British and I'm American. I've erased my contact/fan by accident last week please add me back to your contact.
2007-09-07 18:26:16 · answer #3 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good 1
2007-09-07 07:20:34 · answer #4 · answered by Tamara D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha!! Lol! That's great hun! Its the way you tell 'em!!
xxx
2007-09-08 08:36:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha cracker
keep them coming you could be on a roll bud
2007-09-07 07:20:29 · answer #6 · answered by richy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it! Thats a good'un. haha!
2007-09-07 07:22:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-09-07 07:52:55 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-09-07 07:21:45 · answer #9 · answered by pj_gal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great joke there man.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-09-07 12:39:57 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋