I have one
Your husband will have one
Your mother uses your father's one
And your auntie uses your uncle's one
A married lady would acquire one
But a divorced lady would lose her one
A Pope doesn't use his one
Madonna doesn't have one
The Chinese usually have short ones
While the Pakistanis usually have long ones
After your marriage your husband will give you his one?
Longer or shorter you have to take his one.
Are you afraid of taking a LONG one.
Do you want one?
How long do you want?
Which one is your preferred one?
Long one or short one
What you are thinking of?
Are you sure?
Its your Surname, what where you thinking of?
You Dirty mind!!!
2007-09-06 23:52:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
think we both know i have a dirty mind lol
2007-09-07 00:41:36 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i love these type jokes!!!!
its funny how people always think of the dirtiest thing...
heres one that i found really funny!!!!
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
Milking a cow!
Hehehe! You sicko.
2007-09-07 00:02:56 · answer #2 · answered by maniac 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I do have a mind that can descend into the gutter with the best of them BUT not on this occasion.
I knew what you were getting at, so there!
2007-09-07 04:41:42 · answer #3 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I admit. I got a dirty mind* lol
2007-09-07 06:16:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very clever, LOL LOL My mind was having very dirty thoughts while reading, didn't think of the ending though, Classic.
2007-09-07 01:07:59 · answer #5 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Excelent skybluecarp i thought you meant when they take the car lol
2007-09-07 04:32:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Loved it hun, another great one, hehehe
Have a star
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2007-09-07 01:23:55 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I got mine tattooed on my monsterhood it's Nessie FaelochNessScotland?
He He He ! (Helllooo, Ladies?)
2007-09-07 00:25:06 · answer #8 · answered by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OK, just crawling out the cess-pit.
Excellent!
2007-09-07 05:46:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-09-06 23:59:20 · answer #10 · answered by Meeto 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋