Neato.
2007-09-06 23:12:45 · 11 answers · asked by Jadochop 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hate to break this... it sounds pretty lame.
2007-09-06 23:28:22 · update #1
I kinda hope it is. Because I will be able to do whatever I want, so I would show up and torch flanders with a flame thrower. Then I would invite all of my friends over and I would line the walls with kegs and prostitutes and install a hot tub and pool in the backyard that only naked chicks can play in.
Thats why there is no heaven, because people like me would just try and make it too cool.
2007-09-07 08:36:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Noooo...te he he...heaven is going to be like that fondest memory when you were a child, content, peaceful idyllic.Almost like this never ending cool party without drugs/alcohol and sex just this pure acceptance and love that is always there. A place where you can be whatever you want to be , and most of all have very cool conversations with God himself.Now that's very cool.
2007-09-07 06:20:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you think a party at Ned's house would give you fullness of joy and pleasures forevermore, then I guess Heaven would be like a party at Ned's house to you.
Psalms 16:8-11
I have set the LORD always before me; because he is at my right hand, I shall not be shaken. Therefore my heart is glad, and my whole being rejoices; my flesh also dwells secure. For you will not abandon my soul to Sheol, or let your holy one see corruption. You make known to me the path of life; in your presence there is fullness of joy; at your right hand are pleasures forevermore.
2007-09-07 06:17:54 · answer #3 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If there is heaven, it will be filled with hippies and Richard Stallman as their leader. Christians, Muslims, jews and all other religous nutcracks will be sodomized with a giant science text book and be forcefully educated in genetics.
2007-09-07 06:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A party without Alcohol? How the hell am I going to get laid? Screw Heaven.
2007-09-07 06:29:12 · answer #5 · answered by The Return Of Sexy Thor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope. going to be even better. And the best part...the party never ends!!
And I hate to shock you, but there will be a bit of drinking going on. (Mark 14 25)
So...hope to see you there!
2007-09-07 14:26:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heaven is the perfect place. It can be anything you want. So if you wanted a party, yes it would be.
2007-09-07 06:16:42 · answer #7 · answered by Lizzie Gal 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, but leave your staff at the door.
2007-09-07 06:37:26 · answer #8 · answered by Chapter and Verse 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Abso doodly doodly!
2007-09-07 06:32:44 · answer #9 · answered by Cathy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes and you are invited
Feel the love brother
2007-09-07 06:16:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋