A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices off the mans penis and angrily tosses it out the window of the car.
Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a man and his 10 year old daughter chatting away beside him. All of the sudden, the penis smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"
Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."
The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute, she says. "Sure had a big d*ck."
2007-09-06 23:05:57 · 10 answers · asked by **Missy** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Id say funny, made me smile
2007-09-06 23:09:14 · answer #1 · answered by poli_b2001 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that's quite funny.
Ten years ago this wouldn't have been reality but nowadays [and i don't mean the cutting it off part, the fact that the girl recognised it] i mean, when i was ten i wouldn't have known what one looked like.
This generation.
2007-09-06 23:10:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haa! Yes. Naughty but nice, i like that! Ps. And a very good morning to you too! x
2007-09-06 23:11:09 · answer #3 · answered by †100% Angel† 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A very Good morning to you , that was a good one !!!
2007-09-07 00:39:02 · answer #4 · answered by Future Sailor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. Now that is a funny one!
2007-09-07 00:09:19 · answer #5 · answered by DMsView 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good morning-funny
2007-09-06 23:09:21 · answer #6 · answered by smars442002 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-07 05:03:18 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny....i'm awake now
2007-09-06 23:16:52 · answer #8 · answered by Malinda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, yeah.
2007-09-06 23:10:13 · answer #9 · answered by V L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good un.
2007-09-06 23:08:52 · answer #10 · answered by steven e 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋