greatest sin?

Question

3 nuns on a train had been getting to know one another and decided to tell each other what their greatest sins were. The first nun says, "My greatest sin is sex. Every year I go out for a week and work as a prostitute. Of course, I put all the money I earn into the poor box."

The second nun says, "My greatest sin is drinking. Every year I take the money from the poor box and go out drinking for a solid week." The third just sits there quietly.

So the first nun says to her, "Come on, we've told you our worst sins. Now you have to tell us yours."

The third nun says, "My greatest sin is that I gossip, and I can't wait to get off this train."

Answer 1

That's a great start to the day hun, hehehe

Have a star

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Answer 2

Bonjour madam

lol, very good madam

Hers one for you:
#5
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a
sign out of the corner of his eye. It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE
OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES. He thinks it was just a figment of his
imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees
another sign which says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF
PROSTITUTION 5 MILES and realizes that these signs are for real.
When he drives past a third sign saying SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE
OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT, his curiosity gets the best of him
and he pulls into the drive.

On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a
small sign next to the door reading SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the
steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long
black habit who asks "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers "I
saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing
business."

"Very well, my son. Please follow me."

He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man "Please knock on
this door." He does as he is told and this door is answered by another
nun in a long habit and holding a tin cup. This nun instructs "Please
place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end
of this hallway." He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the
second nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the
door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he
finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: GO
IN PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN S****** BY THE SISTERS
OF MERCY.


aurevoir

Answer 3

So the first nuns sex pays for the 2nd nuns drinking..........?

Answer 4

That's not a sin for a woman, they always gossip!
Excellent a star !

Answer 5

that was awesome. try this 1.a priest and a rabbi were having lunch. the priest turns to the rabbi and asks" rabbi, is it true esting pork is forbidden in your relgion?" the rabbi say" yes, we are not allowed to eat of the pig"
the priest asks" have you ever succomed to temptation?"
the rabbi responds" when i was a younger man i did have a ham sandwich"
the rabbi ask the priest" father, is it true in your religion that a priest may never marry and know the touch of a woman?"
the piest answers" yes rabbi, its true, a man of the cloth may never know the touch of a woman"
the rabbi asks" have you ever lost to temptation?"
the priest say" i did when i was a young man"

the rabbi pauses and says" beats a ham sandwich"

Answer 6

Hahahahhahaaa, a fine start young lady.

Answer 7

lmfaooooooooooooo . all of sudden another nunn named myklia walks in . who are u aska all three none ??

well saya myklia i am nunn rider and i am here to kick butts of nunns who commits sin .

defiantely one of your favourite nunn would be simla . lol

cheers and have funn

Answer 8

PMSL! well done,a star for you and your sense of humour.

Answer 9

very funny joke, hahahaha, have a star.

Answer 10

cool