A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O'clock in the morning, a resounding noise came from outside...
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man:
- !?Sh*t!, that must be my husband!?
So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed to the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.
Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman:
- I am your husband, you sl*t!!!
So the woman answers:
- Oh, yeah?!! So why were you running so fast?!! You son of a b*tch!
2007-09-06 21:53:59 · 7 answers · asked by Discovery 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh man this one I have to say something, my eyes are so wet from tears lol you out did yourself.
2007-09-06 23:08:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now THAT is a keeper. That one's going to work with me, man.
2007-09-07 05:06:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA GOOD 9 OUT OF 10.
2007-09-07 05:02:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good one! What he didnt know definately hurt him this time!
2007-09-07 06:32:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You deserve a star for that one. xDDD great one.
2007-09-07 05:42:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!! a guilty husband!!
2007-09-07 05:03:33 · answer #6 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a star for u... lolz
2007-09-07 05:03:48 · answer #7 · answered by marg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋