I was feeling rather angry this evening, had a good bit of the ol' "ultra-violence" welling up in me as Burgess would say, and I asked y'all for advice. You came through in spades. Problem was, many of your responses included glass-breaking, wall-punching, and other high decibel activity. No can do. Live in an apartment building. Have to be "courteous". Bleah.
Instead, I chose a random neighbor and hung him by his ankles outside the 40th floor of this 50 -story building. He didn't do anything; I don't even know the guy. I just knew that I didn't want to say anything mean to anyone I love, however much they piss me off, or ruin personal property. So I grabbed him, tied him up, and dangled him out there.
Well, now I have another dilemma. I can STILL hear him sobbing and pleading down here on the 5th floor. Should I let him in, or let him spend the morning there, put in some ear plugs and go to sleep? Tormenting the man was grand but I think I still have a wee bit of anger left in me.
2007-09-06 19:13:11 · 24 answers · asked by Thrice-Baked the Third 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL, TTC! I love it when that mean streak comes out in you! ;-) ♥
2007-09-06 19:23:02 · update #1
Yes, Linda. Yes we are. :-D
2007-09-06 19:24:05 · update #2
Hey-yyyy, there's an idea, Moose! I just might do that!
Eh. Nah. I'm starting to warm to the rhythmic sound of his crying. Think I'll just leave him there. You people are too nice.
2007-09-06 19:27:00 · update #3
ROTFL! I love it when the squirrel says "danged up there". Excellent idea, Squirrel. I shall save you for tomorrow's soup if you keep coming up with the goodies!
No, Ymmo! Don't worry! I hung him by his ANKLES. Now, had it been his neck... hmmm. Maybe I should think about that. He COULD start a new religion. People have for less you know.
*Gets to thinkin'*
2007-09-06 20:00:10 · update #4
I think I love you Diane. Do you have a handy neighbor too?
2007-09-06 20:00:51 · update #5
Find his wife or girlfriend and dangle her next to him, then they can converse quietly.
(((COOKIE)))
2007-09-08 09:11:32 · answer #1 · answered by Zappster (Deep Thunker) 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Have him cookies.. Then I will be right over for the Pinata Party. Hehehe.. cookies..
Ok.. if that don't help. Tie up his girlfriend and his best friend (dude if you can) in 69. And have them hung out near him. I think that would be funny.
But YMMO is right. If this guy starts a new religon I am coming after you
2007-09-07 08:55:08 · answer #2 · answered by Freq, Grandparent of Y!A 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you have plenty of material here, but I insist on one thing, and there is no room for negotiation. If the Nation Of R&S must go to war, Beano must be our Chaplain. By no means should she be issued a weapon or know of any dirty tricks we may have up our sleeve. There simply is not a mean bone in that Kitty, and that could jeopardize our future missions. I love you, Beano, but you can't even think mean! [Is there any possibility of setting the original irritant up for taking the fall on this major felony?]
2007-09-08 09:03:10 · answer #3 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE Diana's idea. Make a Pinata out of him. If that doesn't work, he's already on 35 stories of line, so all you need is a boat and you have your fishing line all baited. Go trolling for Great White Sharks!
BB,
Raji the Green Witch
2007-09-07 02:45:59 · answer #4 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ahh, let the poor guy down and go run around the block 10-20 times. After that, you'll be so tired, you won't be angry anymore.
You didn't let this guy see your face, did ya? Cause if you did, you may have to run a lot further.
2007-09-06 19:19:15 · answer #5 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Damned, you made a fatal mistake. A couple hundred years ago they did something like that to another innocent guy, and look what it turned into today.
History lesson: dont beat up the innocent guy, he'll turn into a martyr or something. BTW, did you check if his mother got him by artificial insemination, maybe?
Thrice, I swear, if that guy (or his followers) start another religion, I'm going to take all your cookeis and pluck out your fur!
2007-09-06 19:42:09 · answer #6 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you feel all your stress is gone feel free to let him go, perhaps bring him some freshly baked vegemite cookies later as a peace offering.
If you still need to take out more frustration get out the black and decker cordless.
2007-09-06 19:26:41 · answer #7 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 05:04:23 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dispel the last of your anger by pelting him with bananas for awhile. Then do what Whosafunnymoose suggested.
2007-09-07 04:33:45 · answer #9 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sobbing wimpy man? Leave him there. Sounds like he could do with some discipline btw. *wink*
2007-09-08 13:39:41 · answer #10 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Give him something to work towards! Have him do your housework while he's danged up there. Put an extension on the broom.
2007-09-06 19:29:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋