So I won most likely to succeed for my senior class and I need a funny quote to put into the yearbook, anyone got any good ones?
2007-09-06 18:53:09 · 10 answers · asked by Fantazztik_flip 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
oh, well, I was looking for a humorous quote.... but I came up with my own, lol, thanks anyways guys
2007-09-09 16:54:07 · update #1
Oscar Wilde
"The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius."
Mel Brookes
"If you can fail between the ages of twenty and thirty, it's fabulous. Too much early success and the rest of your life becomes a measure of repeating it. If they had praised The Potato Eater, Van Gogh never would have painted The Starry Night."
Churchill
" Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm."
Mark Twain
" Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed." :-)
2007-09-06 20:55:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 03:27:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Everyday is a gift, thats why they call it the present."
I REALLY think that you should make up YOUR OWN ORIGINAL quote instead of using someone else's idea. If you were voted most likely to succeed, then you obviously have a brain! Congrats that is awsome.
Success is for those to like to succeed. Good luck!
2007-09-06 18:59:55 · answer #3 · answered by tradejewel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I haven't known yet that this was for a yearbook, the first humorous quotation I thought of was:
"Intelligence is like underwear. You always have it, but you need not show it off. You take it off only when necessary. And when you don't have it, it shows."
Another one, which my best friend and I love: "Life is like a stone. It's hard." (Or maybe, it rocks? haha!)
2007-09-07 07:10:31 · answer #4 · answered by tina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are some suggestions, hope they help.
"You don't have to be great to get started, but you have to get started to be great." - Les Brown
"It ain't bragging if you can do it" - Dizzy Dean
"Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't" - Pete Seeger
"If you can laugh at it, you can live with it" - Irma Bombeck
"The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep on scratching" - Dennis Green
2007-09-06 20:07:46 · answer #5 · answered by sprkyrose 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
2007-09-06 19:05:20 · answer #6 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's better to be thought stupid, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt--Mark Twain
2007-09-07 09:16:56 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Keating 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm just acting out because I don't get to kill anyone
2007-09-06 19:00:22 · answer #8 · answered by Doolin-Man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To live is to not breath.
2007-09-06 22:04:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you know what really burns my a*s? a flame about this high!
2007-09-06 18:57:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋