If there is a paradise, then one thing is certain: your monks will not be able to enjoy it there..............

Question

If there is a paradise, then one thing is certain: your monks will not be able to enjoy it there. What will they enjoy? The whole of their life they were denouncing women, condemning women, and there they will find beautiful callgirls. They will be so nervous that many of them will have heart attacks.

Answer 1

Here these people should be trained for such a great experience or they will simply die!

Answer 2

If there is a paradise, one thing is for certain...
You'll never see it.

I don't know of any Monks denouncing women or condemning them, but I've heard of radical groups that do so.

Apparently, they believe that they will be rewarded for being martyrs with 99 virgins in the afterlife.

(Tell that to a dead Egyptian and he'll get up and kick you).

Of course if the Monks are anything like you, the virgins will have nothing to worry about, you'll be too busy giggling because of your inexperience if you don't die of a heart attack first.

On a serious note:
I think you meant to ridicule a certain group of near human specimens, but you did NOT have your facts together.

PS: That bit about the virgins is a fact, how stupid can they get?
;-)

Answer 3

Monks are there to guide & train in RIGHT PATH so that a callgirl evolves into a chaste woman. And AIDS patients like ? become doctors

Answer 4

Monks are people who live for god. When they go to heaven they will enjoy their stay more than u could imagine. Just being with god gives them joy that u or i Cannot imagine. Their's is tthe true joy of life. Dont look down on them. Their only love is god and they love him with all their heart. Some thing normal people cannot understand. Not even me.

Answer 5

[32:11] Say, "You will be put to death by the angel in whose charge you are placed, then to your Lord you will be returned."


Too Late

[32:12] If only you could see the guilty when they bow down their heads before their Lord: "Our Lord, now we have seen and we have heard. Send us back and we will be righteous. Now we have attained certainty."*

[32:13] Had we willed, we could have given every soul its guidance, but it is already predetermined that I will fill Hell with jinns and humans, all together.*

[32:14] Taste the consequences of your forgetting this day; now we forget you. You have incurred eternal retribution in return for your own works.

[32:15] The only people who truly believe in our revelations are those who fall prostrate upon hearing them. They glorify and praise their Lord, without any arrogance.

[32:16] Their sides readily forsake their beds, in order to worship their Lord, out of reverence and hope, and from our provisions to them, they give.

Heaven: Indescribably Beautiful

[32:17] You have no idea how much joy and happiness are waiting for you as a reward for your (righteous) works.

[32:18] Is one who is a believer the same as one who is wicked? They are not equal.

[32:19] As for those who believe and lead a righteous life, they have deserved the eternal Paradise. Such is their abode, in return for their works.

[32:20] As for the wicked, their destiny is Hell. Every time they try to leave it, they will be forced back. They will be told, "Taste the agony of Hell which you used to disbelieve in."
http://www.submission.org/suras/sura32.html

Answer 6

Have you ever even met a monk to know what they do? I can see you have not.

Sigh - more stereotypes.

Answer 7

Sounds like you are bit judgmental Humm?
Remember the good book says judge not.

Answer 8

i will not remain monk in paradise!

Answer 9

Om Namah Shivaya! Be with the Self and let the world "BE" as it IS!

Answer 10

thats stupid . not everyone see girl as a form of pleasure.