There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
2007-09-06 16:13:17 · 26 answers · asked by Heather01Anderson 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG That is amazing what a good joke. Good Job here's a star for you keep them coming :):):)
2007-09-06 16:26:19 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Stephie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-09-06 16:16:46 · answer #2 · answered by crazitexasgirl05 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha lmfao i totaly forgot about that joke. i used to tell it all the time then i just dun forgot about it. ty for reminding me off it. i forgot how funny it really was. star for u!!!
2007-09-06 16:39:16 · answer #3 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhaha, that was awesome, though i'm not sure how it would really work, i mean didn't she ever put her hands anywhere and wouldn't she hear the humming or something?? loll
2007-09-06 16:27:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!
2007-09-06 16:17:34 · answer #5 · answered by Kayla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe there was a third party somewhere?
2007-09-06 16:17:27 · answer #6 · answered by lady bird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this one before but still funny
2007-09-06 16:16:10 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roflmao!!! Lol... Wow! I am speechless!!!
2007-09-06 16:37:15 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-09-06 16:16:04 · answer #9 · answered by LIGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha omg
2007-09-06 17:22:16 · answer #10 · answered by emily-182 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋