Come on, sky daddy!
Turn all of our screens red or write your name 1000 times on every screen.
Put up, or shut up!
2007-09-06 16:06:18 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nah, they've all got *nothing* for me.
2007-09-06 16:14:31 · update #1
You really have a lot of anger in you. Some day you will meet your maker and you will not be saying that , I promise
2007-09-06 16:12:10 · answer #1 · answered by ckrug 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Well, some people believe that We are the creative power in the Universe - if God is an ocean then we are all individual glasses of God. In this case you could just challenge yourself and realize that it's a task not really worth expending the energy on, simply to satisfy one twerpie human running it's mouth.
Peace!
2007-09-06 23:13:29 · answer #2 · answered by carole 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah, but the best (or worst as the case may be) is yet to come:
Rom 14:11 For it is written, [As] I live, saith the Lord, every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall confess to God.
Eze 25:17 And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I [am] the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.
You'll remember today, I PROMISE YOU!
2007-09-06 23:14:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the guy who made a trash can for orphans who didn't want to do their homework? He put a bunch of acids and spikes in the trash can and threw them in one day while they were sitting around not doing their homework. That's kind of like God's trash can, and apparently he wants you to be in it also by not warning you to do your homework.
2007-09-06 23:14:35 · answer #4 · answered by Someone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah! But you did not offer the proper salutations; your plea to the deities will be rejected...
2007-09-06 23:11:43 · answer #5 · answered by noitall 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am Satan and I just corrupted a mortal soul so you could watch my priests bewitch thousands of people:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWLpbcgc814
2007-09-06 23:14:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Riggght.
Islam's allah always threaten its people with punishment. That's why muslims always curse people who curse their allah.
Do you seriously believe that allah can punish you? Well, have you ever tried pointing your middle finger at the Ka’aba? If you haven’t please try it and go and sleep tonight. Wake up tomorrow and tell me if allah has punished you for pointing your middle finger at it.
If nothing happens, it means allah is useless. Then very simply, take some pages of the qur’an and offer it for collecting dog poos at the park. Clean your hands of course. Then go and sleep again.
Wake up 2 days later and tell me if allah has punished you.
If nothing happens, it means the qur’an is useless. Then prepare for a ticket, go to Ka’aba on your next hajj. Bring along a small cylinder of urine and stool and pour it on the Black Stone when no muslim sees you. Then quickly return to Malaysia.
Sleep for 1 night and wake up the next day.
If someone approaches you to kill you tell him this “SO THERE YOU ARE, ALLAH!”
2007-09-06 23:11:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
Just for that you get to see nothing!
2007-09-06 23:11:47 · answer #8 · answered by Premaholic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I'm busy right now.
2007-09-06 23:13:49 · answer #9 · answered by 700BILLIONPOORER 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now I'm going to have to smite you... lol
2007-09-06 23:13:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋