What do you do when it's either kill something or cry?

Question

And you're tired of crying?

Is it better to kill some things/people over others? Does age matter? Race? Religion? Sex? Motion?

And, yes, I know my anger is simply misplaced hurt, even though it is justified. Thing is, I am NOT in the mood to play therapist with it. I'm fine, I'll be fine, don't worry. I just wanna kill something. What should I kill?

Gimme somethin' to kill.

Now.

(And for you lifeless morons who say yourself, go f*ck with someone else. Irony is not your strong point so you may want to skip Jokes & Riddles too).

You all are just the best people EVER! Thank you for not psychoanalyzing my need to explode!

Now, one little problem. I live in a small apartment building. I have to do something that isn't noisy at all. I'm going to punch the pillow for awhile and see how that works out.

*Tears flesh and hair from Cabbage-Patch Kid* Arrrrrr!

(((((MAD HUGS ALL AROUND))))))

*Crushes the lot of you* Arrrrrr!!

Dang, you people are funny!

Oooh, Icy! *Blushes* I'll be RIGHT over!

(((The whole lot of you))). Even you DICTATOR. I never thought I'd say that.

Heck, Moon, you're sweet.

Wow, Artistic Hand. That was fun. Now who's gonna clean up?

Answer 1

now, there's an option: take a big huge pillow, beat the sh:t out of it and then scream into it. You'll be surprised how much the sound gets dulled if you scream into the pillow. Biting it helps too.

If all that fails, you're welcome to go with me to a heavy metal concert. It's great for letting out pent up aggression in a publicly acceptable way. Ever been in a mosh pit? Technically you can kill somebody there and get away with it! ;)

Answer 2

If I tell you to go have a cookie, you will merely become fat.
Once I was so angry with my brother I pummelled him as hard as I could, yet my fists merely bounced off of him. This made me angrier, because I could see that both of us were surprised, and in two heart-beats, we would be laughing. However, I wished to hang on to my anger, and not knowing what else to do, I went into the closet (sry for the irony, but I did that) and bent wire hangers with my teeth. I then felt silly enough that my anger then evaporated.

I talked to my brother later and told him that I was hitting him with all my might and did he feel the sting of those blows? He smiled and shook his head. "No." he said.

(I am older than him by 5 years. I was a teenager at the time.)

Answer 3

I used to pull out the hedge clippers and go for it in the back yard on some poor, unsuspecting plant. My mom's yard was a jungle. Then, my health started to wane and hacking at bushes became too difficult, so I started cleaning things. Gas stove tops are almost always in need of a good cleaning. And bathroom floors.

Answer 4

Watch the "Quick and the Dead" with Sharon Stone. She is a gunslinger with a cause, and it gets me over the hump when I feel powerless and need to lash out. If the movie doesn't help, let me know where to send book money. You simply have to have cookies in prison, or you will be at the mercy of the gangs that run store. You're covered, Sweetie.

Answer 5

Why do you post the interesting questions AFTER I go to bed??? As for something to killing something, remember I told you about the paint option for stress relief. Have you bought paint and canvases yet? You don't even need canvas, just cut up a big cardboard box and use the flat cardboard. Throw paint at it. Put a frame on it and call it modern art. Some schmuck will pay you money for it. Promise.

Answer 6

Clench your fists as tightly as you can, look up and the ceiling and roar as loud as you can...it is good for relieving at least some stress. When I was younger and had issues with anger and aggression I would bake bread from scratch when I was really angry...kneeding dough for 10 minutes a loaf can give you quite a release if you pound it and really put your energy into it...it is great therapy and after wards there is nothing as soothing as the smell of fresh baked bread. Try it, it's great!

Answer 7

Listen, if you kill a person you’re just going to regret it in the morning, so stay away from people who make you angry.
Don't kill any bugs. Bugs are cool and much more interesting alive than dead.
The only living thing I would suggest you kill is mosquito's.
They deserve to die.
You could go running too, that will knock out some energy.

Answer 8

The glass breaking idea will work. So will beating up a pillow or exercising until the anger is gone. If you happen to cry while you are venting your anger in this harmless manner, that's okay too. Just don't kill something, you will regret it.

Answer 9

Thrice, that's what Guild Wars is for. When I get ticked off at the world I just log into Guild Wars and kill kill kill until I have it all worked out of me. I get to kill and yet no one actually gets hurt in the process. And no messy feathers to end up having to clean up. LOL

BB,
Raji the Green Witch

Answer 10

I use to get that way and "kill" half a bottle of Scotch. Then I realized that it was a childish, wasteful thing to do. I came to realize that scarfing back that booze didn't really solve anything, and the problems were still there, the anger, the hate, the emptiness.

That's when I learned you must kill the whole damned bottle.

Now there's satisfaction.

...couldn't help it.

[EDIT]
Ya, talking donkey...you be true. Perhaps I should change my name to "Guzzling With a Vengeance".
[ow, my liver]