A lady approaches a priest and says to him, 'Father I have a
problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one
thing'.
'What do they say? 'the priest inquired'
'They only know how to say ..... Hi, we're prostitutes, D'ya
wanna have some fun?'
'That's terrible!' exclaimed the priest, 'but I have a solution
to your problem, bring your two female parrots over to my house and I
will put them with my two male parrots who I have taught to pray and
read the bible.
My parrots will teach yours to stop saying that terrible phrase
and will learn to praise and worship instead.'
'Thank you' the woman responded.
The next day the woman brought her female parrots to the
priest's house.
His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and praying in
their cage.
The woman put her two female parrots in with the two male
parrots and the females immediately said 'Hi, we're prostitutes, D'ya
wanna have some fun?'
One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims
'Put the f***ing beads down Frank, our prayers have been
answered !! --
2007-09-06 12:44:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao!
2007-09-06 12:47:51 · answer #1 · answered by Becky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-14 09:27:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were two cars in a crash. One of the drivers stays in his car and waits for the other to get out to size him up. He watches the other cars door open and close but he cant see who gets out. 5 seconds later his door opens to reveal a man 2foot 6 inches from tip to toe.
"I'm not HAPPY!" exclaimed the short man
"well which one are you then?" said the other
2007-09-06 12:51:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
PMPL,
Pissed My Pants Laughing>
CHEERS
2007-09-06 12:50:13 · answer #4 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-06 12:52:06 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Does this mean that I gotta come back as a Bird.?
2007-09-06 19:25:05 · answer #6 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi thats chuckle and star time
2007-09-06 21:50:00 · answer #7 · answered by WTamSP 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man if thats what every religious man did where would the world be today?
2007-09-06 14:45:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it this is pretty good,
way to go
2007-09-06 13:59:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-06 12:49:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao woooow
2007-09-06 12:52:29 · answer #11 · answered by HELP! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋