A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the Doctor
to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little
concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
"Breast-fed, “she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her
nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional
and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this baby is
underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
2007-09-06 11:48:25 · 6 answers · asked by L!LO 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaha, that made my day
2007-09-06 11:52:27 · answer #1 · answered by Brian 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-06 12:38:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
figured it out when u said "a woman and a baby"
2007-09-06 11:57:42 · answer #3 · answered by ♥SIO♥ うちは サスケ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
teehee, funny but not lmaoooo! omg lol can't breathe hahahaha kinda funny. =*/
2007-09-06 12:46:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't I have a doctor like that......
2007-09-06 11:56:01 · answer #5 · answered by missy b 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was to funny.
2007-09-06 11:55:36 · answer #6 · answered by ~ Jay ~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋