A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"
2007-09-06 10:11:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ouch
2007-09-11 21:47:25 · answer #1 · answered by snapshotace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Matthew is completely wrong. He is either a liar or ignorant of the real world. Doctors who accept medicare patients are losing money on them. The payment is low and slow. Many doctors are not accepting medicare assignments and some don't accept insurance assignments. They want payment for service and let the patient work with medicare or insurance companies.
2016-04-03 07:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was funny but I dont think I'll do the lip pulling thou,but have a star on me.
2007-09-06 10:22:53 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-06 13:03:51 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So when was i suppose to laugh..heres a star like an t for tryin
2007-09-12 09:33:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its remember the biggest sh*t u ever had, Right OK now imagine its football.
2007-09-06 10:25:15 · answer #6 · answered by cavetroy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! brought it all back, star for the memory lol!
2007-09-06 11:02:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2007-09-06 10:30:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one.
2007-09-06 10:35:36 · answer #9 · answered by Bezza 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh thats a real good one!!!!!! laugh till it hurts!!!
2007-09-07 03:52:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋