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The old folks no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points," his wife rolls over and says, "what in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,"Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressures on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

2007-09-06 07:59:33 · 31 answers · asked by ian h 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

31 answers

What's with the touchdown anyway I thought this was the UK site.

2007-09-09 14:06:41 · answer #1 · answered by robert s 3 · 0 0

lmfaooooooooooooooo . nice one

after the full time both of them poops in the bed . now what ask old woman .

well its a tiebreaker says the old man .

cheers mate

2007-09-06 09:30:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahaha...solid one right this is one for you 3 adult adult males are sitting in a bar while the 1st guy says, "My spouse is so dumb, she consists of an computerized storage door opener in her automobile and he or she does not have an computerized storage door." the 2d guy says, "My spouse is so dumb, she has a cellular telephone antenna on her automobile and he or she does not also have a cellular telephone." The third guy says, "My spouse is so dumb, she consists of a handbag packed with rubbers and he or she does not also have a dick." CHeeRioS

2016-10-18 03:45:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Award yourself the ten points That was a good un

2007-09-06 08:36:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thumbs up!

2007-09-13 15:34:51 · answer #5 · answered by Jun Agruda 7 · 3 0

that funny star 4 u

2007-09-13 06:57:17 · answer #6 · answered by Kristy R 2 · 0 0

Yes, that sounds like American football.

2007-09-10 12:24:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm crying because I'm laughing so hard. Star!

2007-09-06 09:53:56 · answer #8 · answered by michelle v 3 · 0 0

Except for the imagining old people doing it(farting), it was funny. I give it a star.

2007-09-06 08:03:52 · answer #9 · answered by amshanker208 2 · 1 2

Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is an Excellent joke.!!!
10/10 Ian.!!!
Got to tell my mates that one at the Pub.!!!
Cheers.!!

2007-09-06 08:05:29 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2 1

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