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A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at "Lovers Cove" where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.

"NO!" yelled the blonde.

The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.

"NO!" the blonde yelled again.

Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.

"Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?" asked the guy.

"For the last time, NO!" said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, "Well, why the hell not?"

The blonde looked at him and said, "Because I wanna stay up here with you."

2007-09-06 07:56:21 · 28 answers · asked by ian h 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

28 answers

Ha ha ha.!!!
Another great joke Ian.!!!
10/10 man.!!!
Got us guys at work laughing.!!!
Cheers.!!!

2007-09-06 08:07:11 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 0

Nice. The guy had it made. Here's on for you:

The girls were sitting around the office talking about the next moon voyage. The blonde says... "One of these days they might even go to the sun."
The other girls look at her in disbelief. When one said that the craft would burn up when it got too close, the blonde said, "Well, any fool knows they would have to go at night!"
.

2007-09-06 15:10:32 · answer #2 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 1 0

Tee hee Funny

2007-09-06 15:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by Cat 2 · 0 1

Hahaha.

2007-09-06 15:45:14 · answer #4 · answered by Little Miss Jonas ツ 4 · 0 0

funny.
Signed, a blonde.

2007-09-06 15:00:28 · answer #5 · answered by redslippers 4 · 0 0

very interesting...10/10, A*

2007-09-10 10:34:44 · answer #6 · answered by George 3 · 0 0

Funny!!! I love blonde jokes.

2007-09-06 14:59:40 · answer #7 · answered by amshanker208 2 · 1 1

That is the most freakin stupidest blonde joke, i've ever heard or seen!

2007-09-06 15:00:59 · answer #8 · answered by criminal_justice2007 4 · 0 2

Baby its cold out there

2007-09-09 18:48:04 · answer #9 · answered by TWOBOB 4 · 0 0

LOL. That'd be like him asking her "Wanna go to bed?", and she'd say "No way! How dare you ask me that?! ..... I'm not ready to go to sleep yet! Let's have sex on the couch first."

2007-09-06 15:02:34 · answer #10 · answered by Fat Bastard 2 · 0 2

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