Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Did he kill you?
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
2007-09-06 07:38:50 · 30 answers · asked by ian h 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It wasnt me.....
2007-09-06 07:42:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How about and this really happend a guy I know had to go to court for a speeding ticket and told the judge I was speeding cause I fell asleep at the wheel. Needless to say that did not get him out of paying the speeding ticket.
2007-09-14 12:23:53 · answer #2 · answered by grandmaofthree 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow those jokes are even funnier than a Hale & Pace clip.
2007-09-06 14:44:18 · answer #3 · answered by tanjaneeka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Quilty,Woof Woof
2007-09-06 14:45:24 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe man ur insane u actually made my day here is a star again for getting such gud jokes!!!!.
2007-09-06 14:44:29 · answer #5 · answered by ANGEL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good I have heard a couple before but they are still funny
2007-09-06 14:48:48 · answer #6 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO, I would have the best Jury Duty ever!
2007-09-13 02:13:34 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the best one I've heard till now... hahaha... great one Ian... watin' for more.... hahaha!!!!
2007-09-07 09:52:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u get a star
2007-09-06 16:05:16 · answer #9 · answered by amanda h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty hilarious made my day a little bit brighter
2007-09-06 14:52:58 · answer #10 · answered by ♥SaLz♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-09-06 14:51:30 · answer #11 · answered by amshanker208 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋