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"That's for remembering to turn your eyes off, but forgetting to turn your ugly face off"

will you learn your lesson, so this doesn't happen again?

2007-09-06 07:35:42 · 15 answers · asked by tinabadina 3 in Society & Culture Etiquette

BM

only ugly people say they are good looking. Can you say blind date?
LOL
how many of those can you remember
that were a 10, but in actuality, they were a 10 ton?
LOL

2007-09-06 07:55:21 · update #1

I think EMT sounds the toughest so fat
toughest peeps gets the points
LOL

2007-09-06 07:57:41 · update #2

so fat = so far

2007-09-06 07:57:58 · update #3

15 answers

get off marijuana now...

2007-09-06 07:40:38 · answer #1 · answered by keera 4 · 0 0

You would never have the chance to get away with that a second time, because I would take you out! I would sit in jail with a poop eating grin on my face knowing that I did the right thing by murdering you too! I will never put up with abuse from anyone- period!.

2007-09-10 00:46:26 · answer #2 · answered by Rex B 5 · 0 0

I would learn you aren't as funny as you think you are. Also that you are probably very UGLY and think your not! Either way if you hit me, you would be the one to learn a lesson (I dont hit woman but my wife would brake your face!)

Your quote doesn't even make since! By the way I'm not ugly better looking than any man you WILL ever hook up with. That's saying a lot since you have probably hooked up with hundreds!!

YOU SUCK!!! LOSER

2007-09-06 14:47:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Let's just say that you would have a 9mm up your nose before your elbow got past your amrpit.

Don't mess with a woman who has a CWP and carries.

Then again, you're not the type of person I would bother to look at anyway...you just got yourself a break.

2007-09-06 14:52:38 · answer #4 · answered by emt_me911 7 · 2 0

After I have stopped laughing I will learn that you are a psycho and will not come near you again.

Hopefully you will learn not to telegraph your punches like that. It is unbelievably amateur. Your fist would meet with the top of my head and I would laugh as you cradle your broken fingers.

2007-09-06 14:40:09 · answer #5 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 1 0

yes, i would learn my lesson and the next time i watched you raise your arm, even if it was just to scratch your dumb head/ i would plunge a knife into your side and say...
"Thats for being so stupid"

I bet you would learn your lesson, bleed to death and never do it again.

2007-09-06 14:43:56 · answer #6 · answered by howie r 5 · 2 0

I would think first of all that what you said would be the dumbest thing I've ever heard and makes absolutely no sense at all.

Then you would be shot...........

2007-09-06 14:42:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

as soon as i saw your hand go up i'd punch you in the gut, you wouldn't have said nothing but "why me? this is the worst day of my life." i'd laugh and walk away.

2007-09-06 15:05:31 · answer #8 · answered by aka. Bill 3 · 1 0

Hey I think you are in the wrong section,try jokes and riddles.They are more your speed.This is etiquette.Way beyond you....

2007-09-06 15:00:41 · answer #9 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0 1

Uh oh, has baby lost her rattle?

2007-09-06 14:43:07 · answer #10 · answered by The Bassline Libertine 3 · 0 0

I will learn that you probably missed naptime today, kiddo.

2007-09-06 14:40:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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