2007-09-06 06:56:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
hell I would do it if you could make enough at work to support us and not go hang out at the bar all evening
2007-09-06 07:03:44 · update #1
I wish I was...
2007-09-06 08:43:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Uh...I don't have any children for one.
Why am I not pregnant? It's called birth control, you moron.
Also, I'm a healthcare professional who actually works for a living. Who has time to be barefoot and pregnant? I'm only in the kitchen when I need to be there.
2007-09-06 14:54:33 · answer #2 · answered by emt_me911 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. Need arch supports for my fallen arches
2. I'm pushing 50, I better not be pregnant!
3. I'm the only source of support for my children and myself. These days, no one can reasonably expect to be supported for all their adult lives.
2007-09-06 14:16:01 · answer #3 · answered by stenobrachius 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because I am an intelligent, hard working, capable human being. I worked, took care of my children, cooked, did laundry, mowed the lawn, painted the house and paid my own way without the help of a man! You are an option, not a necessity!
2007-09-06 14:29:20 · answer #4 · answered by justme 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Would love to be but it is really hard to do that when your assistant to the one running the place.
All men say that women's place is in the home except for my secretary, accountant and the one who manages the place when I have to be out in the field.
Do you know most nurses are female? So hopefully you never get sick?
2007-09-06 14:04:36 · answer #5 · answered by Vanessa 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Little chap, I am too clever, have so many interests, a good husband with a sexual organ the size of your fist and he is intellegent. There is NO room in my life for a minion
Pity being you.
2007-09-06 14:19:34 · answer #6 · answered by Pacifica 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
because I'm barefoot, pantless and at the computer waiting for my man to come home. And IF he pleases me, I'll give him some lovin!
No babies here.
2007-09-06 14:19:44 · answer #7 · answered by beckini 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because I'm a dude who wears slippers and eats out at restaurants a lot.
2007-09-06 14:02:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why aren't you making enough money to support the family so I don't have to help?
2007-09-06 14:03:27 · answer #9 · answered by susann 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Because men are too lazy to support us so we had to step in and do it ourselves. We can't rely on men for anything.
2007-09-06 14:03:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because I have shoes, I'm on birth control, and I'm at work. What's your excuse?
2007-09-06 14:03:32 · answer #11 · answered by bonstermonster20 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋