Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in
bed.
He shoots his friend to death..
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL
your friends".
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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and
panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: Do you know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my
mom fainted,
dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in
the U.S?
B'coz people started licking the wrong side.
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Women asked man who is traveling with six children,
all these kids are yours??
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer
complaints.
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Two men met while both were looking for their lost
wives.
1st: What does yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, beautiful Fair, Black
eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Let's find yours!!
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Son asks father the difference between confidence and
confidential
Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend
is also my son, that's confidential!
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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the
right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitedly) : Sure mom, tell me what you
want to know
2007-09-06 05:51:52 · 28 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Folks: I like to thank each, and every one of you, for your wonderful and heart warming answers.
Love you all.
2007-09-14 01:58:07 · update #1
ROTFL...
this is funny!!
not like some other losers who just steal lame jokes and change some words...
STAR!!!!
2007-09-13 11:00:32 · answer #1 · answered by Rudolfie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Awesome jokes. Short and very funny. Just like I love my men. Lol!
2016-05-22 18:38:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMFAO
haha very funny. Santa showing his true colors, but at least he's straight.
2007-09-06 06:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They were all good and funny ones. A star from me!
2007-09-06 06:24:29 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good shorts !
except # 1 :(
I didn't shoot him - but I found them. kinda sucked.
keep'm comin along, there a good read...mom & the sex talk was so for real eh?
2007-09-14 04:49:44 · answer #5 · answered by Davey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!! Star 4u
2007-09-06 08:45:41 · answer #6 · answered by Cat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutley brilliant you should be a comedian star for you
2007-09-13 23:44:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny & smart, say icy, did u come up with them yourself?
I'd not hear these b4.
2007-09-09 11:14:28 · answer #8 · answered by iceman 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good jokes, had me in stitches. Keep them coming alright....
There's a star in it for you too....
2007-09-13 16:27:29 · answer #9 · answered by tepania4 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, funny jokes!
2007-09-11 20:54:48 · answer #10 · answered by jan c 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋