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Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully to the little voice until it tells you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
2007-09-06 05:46:59 · 17 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha can't work out which number I should press!!
:-)))
2007-09-06 06:22:46 · answer #1 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-06 05:50:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
ps Which one do I press for being half English / Irish?
2007-09-06 05:55:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked them all but the first one made me roar!! Press one repeatedly!!
2007-09-06 05:57:23 · answer #4 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-09-06 05:51:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
Absolute corkers*
2007-09-06 06:09:10 · answer #6 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im a nut, no need to make fun of me and folk like me, really.my shell has fallen off, hahahah!lol.
2007-09-06 05:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hawhahahahaha. Would it be plagiarism if I copied that for a certain Bulletin Board I confront?? Because that is Priceless!!! Thanks!!
2007-09-06 06:49:49 · answer #8 · answered by Dovey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont leave us borderline psychotics out of your little game,weve got your number!
2007-09-06 05:53:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody wants to press 2 for me *sob, sob*
I'm so lonely....
2007-09-06 06:17:41 · answer #10 · answered by Mama2Mara 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋