While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon
another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he
inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You've gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms
around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy
slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, and then
stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to
the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?" He told the
guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling
his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him,
kissed him gently behind the ear and said:
"This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."
2007-09-06 04:46:09 · 6 answers · asked by blackfirescorpio05 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha... nature lovers will think twice(if not the first half then at least the second half of the story) before hugging a tree now
2007-09-06 05:26:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did he strip a guy who's handcuffed around a tree??
2007-09-06 11:58:00 · answer #2 · answered by Tim M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oouuuu!! funny but gross... and how did the 1st dude get the other dude's shirt off if he was handcuffed to a tree?
2007-09-06 12:21:38 · answer #3 · answered by Aunt Nini 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ! that was funny! the last part is kind of left to the imagination lol
2007-09-06 11:56:17 · answer #4 · answered by meekaboox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!! that's hilarious
2007-09-06 12:05:55 · answer #5 · answered by Miss. K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just wrong .... funny but wrong
2007-09-06 11:58:22 · answer #6 · answered by Endo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋