A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 55," the man says, feeling really happy.
After that he goes into McDonalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "Oh you look about 29.? "I am actually 55. This makes him feel really good.
While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age."
As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.
2007-09-06 04:39:38 · 22 answers · asked by **Missy** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ten minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. You are 55."
Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The old lady smiles and replies, "I was behind you in McDonalds."
2007-09-06 04:40:01 · update #1
hahahahaha...omg dirty little lady!! that is too funny!
a star for you! and maybe 10points for me??☺
2007-09-06 04:53:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
all caves have completely flat flooring all beds are geared up with an 'L' formed sheet which will demonstrate the torso of a guy laying under it, yet will conceal the breasts of the female next to him All homicide scenes are wiped sparkling the day earlier the homicide, for this reason any cigarette butt, or random piece of detritus may be used to perceive the murderer
2016-10-04 02:15:41 · answer #2 · answered by geissel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke but Chubby Brown tells it the best.
2007-09-06 04:50:03 · answer #3 · answered by Roodi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny! Keep 'em coming!
2007-09-06 04:48:34 · answer #4 · answered by makeloans2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was real funny. Thank you for that, I will be smiling today thinking of it...
2007-09-06 04:49:24 · answer #5 · answered by Bigeyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's a cute one
2007-09-06 04:43:16 · answer #6 · answered by Miss. K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved it! Have a great day!
2007-09-06 04:43:19 · answer #7 · answered by Miss Kim 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is the best joke I have read in a long time..
2007-09-06 04:47:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a smiler
2007-09-06 04:44:53 · answer #9 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
2007-09-06 04:44:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋