3 sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together they discussed gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.
The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."
The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."
The third smiled and said, "Ha, I got you both beat. Remember how mother loved to read the Bible? And you know that she can't see very well? Well, I sent her an amazing parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Church elders 14 years to teach him. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."
Soon thereafter, mom sent out her letters of thanks:
"Adam," she wrote one son, "The house you built is so big. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."
"Jon," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel and stay at home most of the time, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"
"Dearest Gerald," she wrote to her third son, "You have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was absolutely delicious..."
2007-09-06 04:39:32 · 14 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahhahaaaaa, like that one hun.
2007-09-07 00:32:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When the "chicken" started to read the instructions on the "Shake and Bake" box, she thought she was just hearing things.
2007-09-06 11:48:24 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes funny joke!!xx
2007-09-07 14:12:51 · answer #3 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An oldy but goody. Have a great day!
2007-09-06 11:43:58 · answer #4 · answered by Miss Kim 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Squawk!
Golden oldie - nice one
2007-09-06 12:28:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Giggle hahaahaha!!!
2007-09-06 15:46:24 · answer #6 · answered by babyblue 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was funny u get a star
2007-09-11 23:03:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-06 11:45:21 · answer #8 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's it she needed the vitamins.
2007-09-10 19:18:56 · answer #9 · answered by TWOBOB 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oops
2007-09-11 14:41:14 · answer #10 · answered by Mars 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋