Dear Diary,
Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home, it's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "Beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow enough bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine.
Tuesday:
We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, serve without dressing." So I didn't dress. But, Bob happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. Did they ever look startled when I served the salad.
Wednesday:
I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "Wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the week. I can't say it improved the rice any.
Thursday:
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, "Prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I hunted all over the garden by my mom's. So I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there one hour so the dog would not take it. Bob came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why?
Friday:
Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "Put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did, right over to my mom's house. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again it looked the same as when I left it.
Saturday:
Bob went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found a doll dress and some little shoes. I thought the hen looked real cute. When Bob saw it, I wondered why he counted to 10.
Sunday:
Today Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast, but all we had in the icebox, was hamburger. So I put it in the oven and set the controls for roast. Must be the oven, because it still came out hamburger.
Good night, Dear Diary.
This has been an exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come, so I can try a new recipe on Bob.
2007-09-06 04:37:34 · 15 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for the tips hun ........ pmsl
2007-09-06 08:48:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Poor Bob
2007-09-06 04:58:08 · answer #2 · answered by <<LIZARD>> 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-09-06 05:31:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
mon - fri and raised a smile (a nearly laugh)
sat - i was crying with laughter that was just too funny. im just trying to imagine a chicken in a dress
sun- i was still laughing about sat so anything wouldve been funny!
well done have a star
2007-09-06 07:21:40 · answer #4 · answered by cowboy_style 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahhahahaaaa, nice one hun
2007-09-07 00:34:32 · answer #5 · answered by smila 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....those are great!! keep the NEW jokes comin!!
a star for making me laugh! and maybe 10 points for me??âº
2007-09-06 04:43:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe -poor bob eh!!xx
2007-09-07 07:11:26 · answer #7 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahhahahah
funnnnny
love blonde jokes
2007-09-06 05:31:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute, very cute!
2007-09-06 05:15:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um, ok. Not worth the time it takes to read it all.
2007-09-06 04:49:09 · answer #10 · answered by Moe A 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
a chuckle
2007-09-06 04:46:32 · answer #11 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋