Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked him mom, "Where'd we get him?"
His mother replied, "He came from heaven."
Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out!"
"Comma Cat"
What is the difference between a cat & a comma?
One has the paws before the clause & the other has the clause before the pause.
"Overheard in a Computer Shop"
Overheard in a computer shop:
Customer: "I'd like a mouse mat please."
Salesperson: Certainly sir, we've got a large variety."
Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?"
2007-09-06 04:31:37 · 9 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha.....thanks for the laugh and actually some NEW jokes!! keep em coming!
a star for you!! and maybe 10points for me?? ☺
2007-09-06 04:42:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-22 16:08:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call to tech support:
"My computer came with a cool cup holder, but no CD drive!"
2007-09-06 04:42:00 · answer #3 · answered by Tim M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are funny.. Never heard them before.
2007-09-06 04:38:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OOOooo, ouch, not funny
2007-09-06 04:39:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i like the third one!!!!
toooo funny- star for you!! *
2007-09-06 04:38:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of them just plain stupid. Dumb as ______ (fill in the word of your choosing)
2007-09-06 04:44:57 · answer #7 · answered by Miss. K 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
in before "Old"
2007-09-06 04:38:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not very good
2007-09-06 04:37:50 · answer #9 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋