& do you think that Jesus would think it was a miracle product?
2007-09-06 03:17:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't find that funny.
The crucifiction washed away my sins, and I'm now covered by the blood of Jesus! All I want to do is praise his name for all of eternity. He is good and his love endures forever.
2007-09-06 03:24:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 6⤋
He would not be crucified today. The fundies would declare he was a false prophet sent by the devil and he would just be ignored. Besides, do you think his message of love would go over very big with Pat Robertson and his evangelical crowd?
2007-09-06 03:25:07 · answer #2 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The crucifixion of Jesus has already been fullfiled so you can not c hange it anymore and that was long long time ago when you were not yet came into existence.
Do not imagine things which has already gone. The incident will not be repeated again.
jtm
2007-09-06 03:26:42 · answer #3 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Two words:duct tape.One more word: YES! No more nasty nail scars.Folks, please see the Monty Python film "The Life of Brian"and know that we're just having a bit of fun.
2007-09-06 03:25:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
He probably wouldn't be executed. He would get an ASBO, a social worker, and we would all be damned.
Punter: you really should get a sense of humour. And how on earth did you type all that so quickly?
2007-09-06 03:24:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
As an ex-carpenter, I expect he'd be dead chuffed. Well, dead, anyway.
Then Mary could sue for compensation, loss of earnings, hurt feelings.
2007-09-06 03:25:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think the green people would object to the use of the wood unless it was reconstituted.
2007-09-06 03:24:39 · answer #7 · answered by Canute 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No if it happened today he'd end up like David Koresh
2007-09-06 03:24:01 · answer #8 · answered by Barbara Doll to you 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
They would have used lethal injection and people would be wearing a syringe around their neck.
2007-09-06 03:24:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
that now the best joke i have heared in a long time well done you i will have to pass this one on lol best laugh i have had in a long time !!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-06 12:38:47 · answer #10 · answered by whitetiger 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋