A doctor tells a rich old man that he's going to die if he doesn't get a new heart soon.
The old man tells the doctor to search the world for the best heart available, money is no object. A few days later the doctor calls the old man and says he has found three hearts but they are all expensive.
The old man reminds the doctor that he is filthy rich and implores him to tell him about the donors they came from.
'Well, the first one belonged to 22 year old marathon runner, never smoked, ate only the most healthy foods, was in peak condition when he was hit by a bus. No damage to the heart, of course. But it costs $100,000!'
The old man, waving off the last part about the cost, asks the doctor to tell him about the second donor.
'This one belonged to a 16 year old long-distance swimmer, high school kid. Lean and mean. Drowned when he hit his head on the side of the pool. That heart'll set you back $150,000!'
'Okay,' said the old man, 'what about the third heart?'
'Well this one belonged to a 58 year-old man, smoked three packs of cigarettes a day, weighed over 300 pounds, never exercised, drank like a fish... this heart is going for $500,000!!!'
'Five-hundred grand?!?!', the old man exclaimed, 'why so expensive?'
'Well', said the doctor, 'this heart belonged to a lawyer... so it was never used!'
2007-09-06 02:17:27 · 16 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaaa brilliant hun!!!
Starred!!!
2007-09-06 09:08:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-09-06 05:08:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Can't argue with your logic. Reminds me of an Irish friend named Paddy I had who studied 'Logic' at university. He was explaining the process to his friend, Murphy. "You see, Murphy, " He started. "I like fish, so logically I must have a pond. If I have a pond then logically I must have a garden. If I have a garden I must have a fair sized house. Logically if I have a large house it must have several bedrooms. Logically if it has many bedrooms it's because I have children. Do you see how it works?" "That's amazing." Says Murphy, "But I don't like fish." "So what have you against kids?" Asks Paddy.
2016-05-22 07:49:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-09-06 05:21:30 · answer #4 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Lawyer joke!! LOL
2007-09-06 02:54:05 · answer #5 · answered by amanda h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
xcellent one nutty.
is whats expected from a mistress of merryment
starred
2007-09-06 02:40:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A star for you. That was awesome!
2007-09-06 02:44:46 · answer #7 · answered by violeo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahhahaaaaa, that's so true, and yet so funny i had to laugh
2007-09-06 02:22:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
were you sent to kill me?
my ribs are cracking. loved it.
star 4 you
2007-09-06 02:25:15 · answer #9 · answered by baby gal 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol that was brill !!! star 4 u !
2007-09-06 02:42:44 · answer #10 · answered by Autism's Beautiful Face 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋