some teacher jokes,, ^_^?

Question

teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
maria : Here it is!
teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
class : Maria!
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teacher--how do u spell crocodile?
jack-- k-r-o-k-o-d-i-e-l
teacher--thats wrong!
jack--but u asked me how do i spell it,,
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teacher--give me a sentence starting with letter 'i'
sam-- i is............
teacher-- sam, u should always say 'am' after 'i'
sam--okay teacher, i am the ninth letter in english alphabet
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teacher-- 2 + 3 = 5
jim--but yesterday itself u said 4 + 1 =5
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Answer 1

hi,
they are good,
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teacher : bunty where do sun raises & sets
student (bunty):sun rises in front of my house & sets at backside.
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byeeeeeeee