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Every day you get an email saying you've won money, or a trip, or what ever. You get so tired of hearing it you don't even read Junk mail anymore. You even have a filter to keep it out. I would say, as I think most would, Junk mail is unneeded and a waste of time.

That said. When Jesus came into the picture. there was a new messiah every day. The Jews were tired of hearing it. They finally put a filter in to keep from hearing this JUNK. Since The Jews weren't opening their mail. The creative marketing department of Christ decided to send thier Junk mail to everyone. And those who didn't have filters were suckered in by the JUNK mail they had opened. I would say that just about sums it up. Now for anyone who has been scammed by a Junk mail add knows how angry you get for being done so. And those who have not been scammed get angry about the spammers trying to get them. what do you think about this?

2007-09-06 01:26:22 · 7 answers · asked by The true face of religion 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

"If I was intelligent I would know the bible" WOW! Are you serious!?
First, I went to seminary and then dropped out after realizing the sham it all was. I have found so many flaws with this particular God I could not even list them all. Second Do you KNOW the bible? or do you let your preacher interpret it for you?

2007-09-06 06:04:33 · update #1

7 answers

You've Got Hell!

2007-09-07 03:46:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm not a Christian - but this analogy doesn't really hit home for me. Jesus was a nice guy. He had a lot of good stuff to say. He wasn't trying to make money - and he didn't try to sell anyone viagra or botox. What was in it for him?

I don't really get your analogy.

Namaste!

2007-09-06 01:42:05 · answer #2 · answered by liddabet 6 · 4 0

But if you were intelligent and if you knew the Bible, you could discern the Messiah from the false. They loved their positions and portrayed the righteous, but they were dirty and evil and as Jesus called them "Hypocrits."

Don't get angry - discern what is good and what is evil. Junk mail comes uninvited and is already considered rude and disrespectful, so do not read but dump.

2007-09-06 01:41:11 · answer #3 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 2 2

Jesus did not come to me though the mail. I am happy when he knocked I answered.

2007-09-06 01:33:47 · answer #4 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 3 1

You mean, you used to read junk mail?

2007-09-06 01:43:25 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 4 0

Jesus was the supr haczor and sent a virus to everyone.

Til the Romans figured out he was a n00b


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This one's gonna put me back 12...

2007-09-06 01:31:29 · answer #6 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 5 3

Spam Jeebus!!!

I love it!!

Your onto something there!!

Go with it!!

2007-09-06 01:34:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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