I'm new to this whole yahoo ask and answer ordeal, but i have to say -- i've given some gosh darn good answers and havn't recieved a "best" award yet. (When I Say new, this is my third day. What can i say? I have little patience, lol)
So, I'm off to bed very shortly, and i'm posing this task to anyone who chooses to attempt: no question is involved here. Best answer goes to the one who can make me smile and/or (more preferably) laugh my bum off when i wake up this afternoon.
The floor is yours ~
2007-09-06 01:00:31 · 4 answers · asked by Jewls 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't worry, you can do it bro!
2007-09-06 01:06:22 · answer #1 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Murphy’s Lesser-Known Dictums:
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty
2007-09-06 08:24:08 · answer #2 · answered by Smokin Gun! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What brand of polish is on it?
(just concerned in case I slip and fall)
Lawsuits and such........
2007-09-06 08:11:17 · answer #3 · answered by renclrk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Show me a husband that won't, and I'll show you a neighbor that will!
2007-09-06 08:06:48 · answer #4 · answered by book writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋