Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his class,but she belonged to someone else.One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you,but the girl said NO.Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend, so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast,he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. 30 mins goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!!
2007-09-05 22:58:53 · 7 answers · asked by naijagunner 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days?
Pupil: All of them!
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TEACHER:Now class,Who succeeded the first President of the U.S.A?
CHILDREN:The second one!
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Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening the first time!
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: Teacher: Name two pronouns?
Pupil: Who?, me?
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2007-09-05 23:02:46 · update #1
hahahaha funny ☺
2007-09-05 23:02:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU SICK BASTARD THESE ARE SCHOOL CHIL...no im only kidding.
sweet gag.
heres one for you that supposedly happened but i cant remember who to give credit to so we'll just say star one and star two:
at a fancy dinner party a man[star1]looks over at[2]a beautiful,well,socialite.the man says,"if i give you $1000 would you sleep with me?"
appalled,the woman replies,"well,certainly not,sir!!how dare you?!"
the man thinks about 15 seconds,turns to the lady once again and says,"if i give you $1 million dollars would you sleep with me?"
the woman,now embarrassed but a bit pacified,says,"well,i suppose...that is a lot of money."
again the man looks at her,"how about five bucks?"
she's furious by this time and yells,"$5?what kind of lady do you think i am?!"
star 1 says,"we've already established what kind you are,now we're merely negotiating."
arent we humans such whores...really?whos gotta dolla?step right up!only a buck!
-s
2007-09-06 08:06:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-06 06:03:57 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. Funny. Really. Funny. Yep. It went alright.
He...he....
2007-09-06 06:58:35 · answer #4 · answered by Kai Rocker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2000 dollars in COINS??
2007-09-06 07:26:20 · answer #5 · answered by rage-chan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-09-07 06:27:38 · answer #6 · answered by lisa28 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked it.
2007-09-06 06:02:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋