Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American,
" You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now I have a hell lot of family problems."
The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years."After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
The American continued,
My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems.... Give me a break!!"
2007-09-05 21:59:03 · 32 answers · asked by shaktimaan 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Iska to KITKAT break banta hai!
Good Joke.
2007-09-05 23:05:19 · answer #1 · answered by lynette 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hello there!
Some times arranged marriages last a life time. Look at it from your parents point of view. Love marriages don't last for ever my friend. Take it from somebody who also behaved like your self 15 years ago and married the one I was in love with. That marriage last in total 22 months and left me bitter towards love for ever. Take your parents advise and marry this homely girl from the village. Parents know best. 9/10 times the arranged marriages are still together and the ones that married during the same time but in a love marriage probably don't even exist at this point.
2007-09-07 13:31:39 · answer #2 · answered by Simbha 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-16 12:50:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', inter-stellar space travel', the latest medical breakthroughs, etc...
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A martini please."
Again it was superb.? The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered , "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this week end.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?" This time the man drawled out " Uh..... bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e...
y-o-u-r...
p-e-o-p-l-e...
g-o-i-n-g...
t-o...
n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e...
H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?????
2007-09-05 22:03:12 · answer #4 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Aapki shakti ki hum maan karte hai
gudddddddddddddd 1
2007-09-12 21:22:35 · answer #5 · answered by SmArTy SeHeR cHaNd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-09-13 14:43:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good man...
u r going sexy..
I like the joke...
it's superpub...
family problem...
i think this can never be arrise in inDia...
thanks 4 sharing...
2007-09-05 23:06:59 · answer #7 · answered by bali... 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like that. I think it is funny to think about, since was born in India and currently live in America.
2007-09-05 23:15:26 · answer #8 · answered by Brilliant Queen (BQ)_forever !!! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice, logic, very beautiful,
a star 4 u man
keeeeeeeeeeeeep on the good ones...
2007-09-11 00:42:31 · answer #9 · answered by A's 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice good 1
2007-09-06 20:51:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋