Mary Poppins was travelling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night.
"Certainly madam", he replied courteously.
"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.
"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?"
Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please," said Mary.
"Certainly madam," he replied.
"And can I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary politely.
The receptionist nodded and smiled. "In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs please," Mary mused.
After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night. The night passed uneventfully and next morning Mary came down early to check out.
The same guy was still on the desk. "Morning madam...sleep well?" "Yes, thank you," Mary replied. "Food to your liking?"
"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don't think I have had better. Shame about the eggs tho....they really weren't that nice at all," replied Mary truthfully.
"Oh...well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book. We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion," said the receptionist.
"Ok I will...thanks!" replied Mary....who then checked out, paused awhile, then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey. Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written. Here it is.........
"Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!!!!
2007-09-05 20:58:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
they were atrocious?????
Brill.
2007-09-05 21:02:32 · answer #1 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Mary Poppins (1964) quoted John Keats' epic poem, Endymion, 1818: A thing of beauty is a joy for ever: Its loveliness increases; it will never Pass into nothingness; but still will keep A bower quiet for us, and a sleep Full of sweet dreams, and health, and quiet breathing.
2016-04-03 06:07:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-05 21:18:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahahaaa, very good mate, funny, worth a star.
2007-09-06 00:46:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-09-05 21:50:36 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did she spend the night with Burt?
2007-09-05 21:13:41 · answer #6 · answered by Scozbo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, worth ten stars but can only give one. You got any more???
2007-09-06 03:14:51 · answer #7 · answered by Angela M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA that's a really good one!
=) 10 thumbs up!
2007-09-05 21:57:33 · answer #8 · answered by Paris . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-09-06 04:37:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great Punchline!!!!
2007-09-05 21:04:11 · answer #10 · answered by colin050659 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe i liked his one
Have a star
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2007-09-06 04:21:08 · answer #11 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋